The Telagrinch That Stole Easter
Lately in Roblox, the “Telagrinch” has been having some fun. You see, Telamon has been going around leaving easter eggs. If you see Telamon at a place, and he leaves an egg, go and pick it up! Once you pick up an egg, you will see it in your hat inventory, and you can wear it! But, don’t forget, it is really hard to see Telamon at a place, giving hats away, no less.
This is the biggest story in Roblox right now. To be honest, I don’t have any egg hats myself, yet. So, be watching Telamon’s page! You never when and where he’ll strike next!
The following story was written by the Roblox user, Rug. I found his story in the Roblox forums, and I really liked it! So, I got his permission, and he said it would be okay if I use it for Roblox News! Enjoy!
T’was the first day of easter.
Robloxians played,
the Bloxxers were busy,
Login Tix were paid.
But, in spite of another wonderful day,
in all Robloxians would dance and play.
Up on Grinch Mountain,
The Telagrinch stared.
The noobs were all runing around all impaired,
“These noobs” said Telagrinch,
“Annoy me to no end!”
“I have to plan some way to make their fun end!”
So, he went to his workshop and crafted some ears.
“These ears shall awaken all of their fears!”
So, he went to a game and said “Follow me for a hat”,
and suddenly, the Robloxians crowded like that!
they said “GIVE ME AN EGG!” or “GIVE ME SOMETHING!”
and the Telagrinch played them on every whim!
And lo! All the servers he went to did clog!
A lag ridden mess, and the bloggers did blog.
“I can’t get a hat!” On flamer did flame
“That mean Telagrinch is surely to blame!”
And the forums were filled with complaints about eggs!
But, the server couldn’t take it and went out with a BANG!
Profiles were blocked, and admins were confused .
“How did this mess happen?” An admin mused.
And, the people who wanted and egg had no fun.
And, no one could stop it for the deed had been done.
It’s really good, huh? I’m not usually the best at rhyming. I would like to thank Rug again for letting us use his story. Thanks a million, Rug! And once again, keep an eye out on Telamon!
- WonkaKid
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Comments
before i am afrid that my profile will be blocked and i will have no fun but now i got an egg so my prople will not be blocked and i will have fun.will the sever block profiles?
Roblox news got removed from the Blogroll? Man thats harsh…
Oh well, I got my Gygax egg on the last day! =)
hey i only have 10 eggs would have got all but the golden egg isnt that great i don’t have a crown might as well leave it
the noobs wanted to get the eggs well this guy solved the problem so that noobs wouldn’t get on again
lol that is funny and I had fun so hahaha to you you telagfhjkcvghfmcmzfg lol XD so what now it is boring here when there is no new topic OMG! someone post me a reply because i do this at school almost everyday lol!
ok now i feel like it has happened to me i am depressed that i won a illegal contest! the same day i figured out it was fake everyone called me a noob for no reason why does this happen to me I am NO NOOB!!!!! I hate it when it happens i fell like nonoe likes me and nonoen really cares DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT ME HUH!!!!!!!!!????
It should say and he people who wanted AN egg had no fun.